5 APRIL 2016
Did you needlessly panic and rush through your form today, desperately trying to beat those thousands of people who were submitting every second? It was for naught.
Of course attendees are getting salty about this on Twitter, lamenting the typos they have made, the skyrocketing blood pressure they endured - for no good reason. And some people who froze with panic once they got in are now somewhat relieved.
But it doesn't matter now. All that matters is the oncoming flow of emails that will reveal where the Wheel of Fate placed you.